Sweetening the Mouth Before Reporting
On the twenty-third of the twelfth month the family smears honey and sugar-melon on the stove god's lips: in heaven speak of the good, below keep the peace. Bribery as liturgy — heaven's report, gently edited.

道法自然
灶君 司命真君
Recorder of the Household
Festival · 23rd day of the 12th lunar month

Recorder of the Household
The divine inspector who lives above the stove and records every word spoken in the house. On the 23rd of the last lunar month he ascends to report to heaven — families smear honey on his lips so his report will be sweet.
Festival · 23rd day of the 12th lunar month
History · 史记
The Kitchen God, Zaojun, is the household deity of every Chinese kitchen — and the family's envoy to heaven. His worship is among the oldest in the house: the Li Ji Yue Ling prescribes state sacrifice to the stove in summer. He records every word spoken under his roof across the year, and on the twenty-third or twenty-fourth of the twelfth month he ascends to report to the Jade Emperor.
Households send him off with strategy: sweet sticky offerings — sugar-melons, glutinous sweets — so his mouth will be glued shut or speak only sweetness. The Dongjing Meng Hua Lu describes Song-era Kaifeng's little New Year exactly so; the Soushen Ji preserves the earliest tale of the stove god manifesting and rewarding a faithful household.
On the twenty-third of the twelfth month the family smears honey and sugar-melon on the stove god's lips: in heaven speak of the good, below keep the peace. Bribery as liturgy — heaven's report, gently edited.
The Soushen Ji tells of the Han-era Yin Zifang who met the stove god in person on the day of the sacrifice, offered what little he had — a single sheep — and was blessed with sudden wealth. From then on, families sacrificed richly to the stove.
禮記·月令
The monthly ordinances prescribing the state sacrifice to the stove in summer.
搜神記
Preserves the early legend of the stove god manifesting and rewarding a household.
東京夢華錄
Records Song-era Kaifeng sending the stove god to heaven with sweet offerings on the little New Year.